
The Nugget Manifesto: A Declaration of War on Boring
Listen up, turdlings. We didn’t claw our way out of the sewer just to make “cute novelty gifts.” No. Butt
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Listen up, turdlings. We didn’t claw our way out of the sewer just to make “cute novelty gifts.” No. Butt

Some people collect stamps. Some people collect Pokémon cards. Us? We collect stories of human garbage getting exactly what they

Let’s get one thing straight: life’s too short to sit around whining on Facebook about how your ex “did you

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear Crocs with socks. Some double-park. Some blast TikTok videos at full volume in

So, you had a bad day. Your boss micromanaged you to death. Your neighbor’s dog sh!t in your yard (again).

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