Welcome, degenerates, pranksters, and professional sh!t-stirrers. You’ve just flushed your way into The Daily Dump—the one blog bold enough to serve you piping-hot crap on a silver platter. Weekly. Savage. Zero fiber added.

This isn’t your aunt’s “cute cupcake blog” or some influencer’s bland skincare tips. No, babe—this is where we dish out the real nuggets:

• 💩 Prank inspiration (a.k.a. how to ruin someone’s Monday legally).
• 💩 Product spotlights that’ll have you giggling like a hyena in church.
• 💩 Savage roasts & clapbacks so sharp they’ll leave paper cuts.
• 💩 Behind-the-stank peeks at the glorious dumpster fire we call Butt Nuggets HQ.

Our mission? To make you laugh until you pee a little. Or cry. Or both. (Honestly, we don’t discriminate.)

So grab your plunger, light a candle, and get comfy. Because every week, we’ll be dropping a fresh load of chaotic comedy right into your lap.

Stay savage. Stay sassy. And remember:

👉 Don’t talk sh!t—ship it.