So, you had a bad day. Your boss micromanaged you to death. Your neighbor’s dog sh!t in your yard (again). Karen from the PTA sent another all-caps email about gluten-free snacks.

Most people? They’ll breathe. Meditate. Maybe stress-bake banana bread.

You? Nah. You’re built different.

Butt Nuggets believe in the ancient art of sending your problems back—gift-wrapped in stank.

Because why cry into a pillow when you could ship a glitter bomb, roast someone on a potato, or send them an anonymous emotional support poo that screams, “You’re full of crap, and I love that for you.”

Life’s too short for passive-aggressive Facebook posts and subtweets. If someone deserves a Nugget, let’s make it happen:

• Ex still creeping on your Instagram? Poop package.
• Coworker keeps stealing your lunch? Stink bomb.
• Friend bails on plans again? Potato roast with a side of flies.

We don’t solve problems here at Butt Nuggets. We make them funnier.

So next time life hands you lemons? Screw lemonade.

👉 Mail them poop.