Confetti Bomb — Paper Edition
Confetti Bomb — Paper Edition
Make it rain petty (without the vacuum-from-hell).
When a text won’t cut it, drop a Confetti Bomb—our mailable, mess-moderate envelope stuffed with paper confetti that erupts the second they open it. No explosives. No springs. Just gravity, chaos, and the sweet sound of instant regret.
A mail-safe prank packed with cut paper confetti and your snarky note. We prep it so the moment they open the card… whoosh—hello, desk party.
The Budget
$5.69
Why it slaps
• Guaranteed “oh no” moment: Pre-loaded for max spill on opening.
• Glitter-free by default: It’s petty, not permanent.
• Anonymous by default: We don’t print the sender name unless you tell us to.
What’s inside
• 1 × pre-rigged Confetti Bomb (paper confetti only)
• 1 × Snark Card with your custom 1–2 sentence message (optional)
• Discreet outer mailer (no Butt Nuggets branding on the outside—surprise intact)