What it is

A tongue-in-cheek Rx card (parody) filled out to your “patient,” diagnosing their condition (e.g., Chronic Clown Behavior, Acute Inbox Abuse, Stage 5 Messy) and prescribing one dose of Dr. Poo. Inside, they’ll find a compact poo-themed surprise (think: emoji stickers + mini gag insert) for maximum giggles, minimal cleanup.

Why you’ll love it

Crystal-clear message, zero real names: It’s a parody prescription, not medical anything.

Anonymous delivery: We don’t reveal senders. Ever.

Fast, savage, tidy: All the “oh no they didn’t” with none of the carpet glitter trauma.

What’s inside

Parody Rx Card customized with:

Recipient name

Choose-your-diagnosis checklist

Your 1–2 line “doctor’s note” (we print it verbatim—proofread!)

Dr. Poo Insert (emoji stickers + mini gag card)

Discreet outer mailer (no spoilers)

How it works

Add recipient details (name + address).

Pick diagnoses and write your short “note.”

We print, pack, and mail—anonymously.

They open. You cackle. Case closed.

Good-to-know (because we’re spicy, not stupid)

Parody only: Not medical advice, not from a real provider, no clinic logos, no forging documents.

Be decent: No threats, hate, harassment, doxxing, or targeting minors. We’ll cancel anything that crosses the line.

We print what you send: Typos become part of the joke—double-check before checkout.

Pair it with

Burn Mail (long-form roast, anonymous)

All the F*cks (word confetti that says exactly that)

Jizz Explosion (if they deserve… thematic consequences)

Add to cart for $8.69 and prescribe a little bathroom-grade humility—STAT.