What it is
A fully custom 60-second audio message in Butt Nuggets’ signature style—snarky roast, spicy PSA, “per my last email” anthem, or sweet-but-savage breakup lullaby. You give us the talking points; we craft and record a tight 60s track and deliver it anonymously via private link or on a preloaded sound device mailed to the recipient. You more savage than that? Contact us if you want us to use YOUR recorded message!

Why you’ll love it
-Your message, our mouth: You supply the tea; we write and voice it.
-Anonymous options: Keep your identity in the shadows.
-Plug-and-play: Share the link or make their mailbox sing.

What you get
A 60-second custom audio (MP3)
Delivery choice: Private Link (shareable) or Preloaded Sound Device (mailed)
Discreet packaging if mailed

How it works
-Choose delivery: Link or Preloaded Device.
-Tell us the vibe: 3–6 bullet points (names/nicknames, incident highlights, tone: petty/funny/“corporate clapback”/dramatic).
-We script + record a 60-second track matched to your notes.
-We deliver (anonymously if you choose). You enjoy the encore.

Add-Ons (turn it up)
-Who Dropped the Deuce?™ Suspect List — Classic or Savage Redacted
Flush of Fame— request a gallery shout-out (non-identifying caption)

No threats, hate speech, doxxing, impersonations of real people/celebs, or targeting minors.

We record from your notes—proofread and keep names spell-checked.