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Butt Nuggets Family
Welcome to the Butt Nuggets family — where the mess is real, the laughs are legendary, and the haters are just jealous they didn’t think of it first. (You know you wanna be one of us.)
Masters of the Brown Art
We didn’t start slinging sh!t because the world needed us….
We started it because the world deserved a steaming pile of ridiculousness. Somewhere between corporate HR’s fake “team building” exercises and your ex’s new engagement photos, we realized: people need better ways to say what they really mean. Enter Butt Nuggets — your go-to service for genius comedy, wrapped in savage packaging, and shipped straight to the poor bastard of your choice.
- Poop (literally!)
- Pranks
- Toys
- Turd-tacular Seasons
- Subscriptions
- Brown-velopes
At Butt Nuggets
We’re on a mission to make the world a little stinkier, a lot funnier, and way less serious. Born from the sacred art of prank mastery and fueled by a deep love of all things nasty and hilarious, we create the messiest, most savage gag gifts and prank kits you always wanted but didn’t have the balls to tackle on your own – insert our Poop Pushers! (Because who doesn’t need a little poop-powered chaos in their life?!)
Our Poop Pushers pack every nugget with care, sass, and just the right amount of gross-out factor to keep your friends guessing and your enemies questioning their life choices. (Spoiler: Yes, it smells. No, you can’t return it.)
We prank for laughs, not for cruelty.
Harassment, bullying, or genuinely hurting someone’s feelings? That’s a hard nope. If you can’t handle a joke, maybe don’t buy a box of sh!t. We believe in good clean(ish) fun — leaving out the actual dirty business. (Bullying is serious, folks. This is just silly.)
To the haters who can’t take a joke? Here’s a little nugget of truth for you:
“If you don’t like Butt Nuggets, just keep scrolling. We’re too busy dropping deuce and stirring sh!t to care about your sour grapes.” (No refunds on bad attitudes.)
Whether you’re looking to drop a stink bomb, send a savage message, or just laugh your ass off, Butt Nuggets is your go-to source for sh!t-stirring fun that never quits.
We’re here to help you own the prank game — one nasty nugget at a time. (Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, mild chaos, and newfound prank respect.)
So, grab your sense of humor (and maybe some air freshener) and join the ranks of the ultimate sh!t stirrers. Because life’s too short for boring gifts and clean jokes.
Welcome to the Butt Nuggets family
where the mess is real, the laughs are legendary, and the haters are just jealous they didn’t think of it first. (You know you wanna be one of us.)