Some people collect stamps. Some people collect Pokémon cards.

Us? We collect stories of human garbage getting exactly what they deserve—via Nugget delivery.

Here are a few recent Nugget Hall of Shame inductees:

🚩 Chad, the Walking Red Flag

He cheated on his girlfriend and asked for his hoodie back. Solution? His mailbox now smells like butt confetti. Congrats, Chad. Enjoy the glitter herpes.

🧻 Janet from HR

She “forgot” to submit her team’s overtime hours. A coworker sent her an Emotional Support Poo with a note: “Since you love cutting sh!t, here’s some to cut.” Savage. Approved.

🥔 Kyle the Potato

Kyle kept bragging about his crypto empire. His friends chipped in and sent him a Potato Roast that read: “How’s that Dogecoin, bro?” Spoiler: he cried. Ish.

💩 Brenda, Queen of HOA Hell

She fined a family for a purple bicycle in the driveway. They returned the favor with a deluxe poop package, gift-wrapped in purple bows. Royal treatment for a royal pain.

See, here’s the thing: life is full of Brendas, Chads, Janets, and Kyles. Butt Nuggets is here to keep the scales balanced. Petty justice, hand-delivered by USPS.

So tell us—who’s your next nomination for the Nugget Hall of Shame?