Sink your teeth into the sweetest crack you’ll ever taste. These milk chocolate starfish are smooth, creamy, and disturbingly accurate.
The Budget
$26.69
A box of handcrafted chocolate a%@holes (flavors rotate between milk, dark, and white — we’re equal-opportunity inappropriate).
Snarky insert card: “Eat my a%@ — literally.”
Sealed packaging that screams Butt Nuggets before they even open it.
“Message from the Cheeks” – personalized roast printed inside the box lid.
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