What’s in a Monthly Pack

Each month you’ll get a curated mix from the Scooby Poo roster below (we rotate themes so it stays fresh). Choose your style at checkout—or let us surprise you.

The Roster (collect ’em, trade ’em, terrorize your desk with ’em)
• 3 Micro Turds
Mini mischief in triplicate. Could be stickers, bookmarks, temporary tattoos, paper origami, or another tiny delight. Always themed, always ridiculous.
• Emotional Support Poo Card (collect all 12!)
Pocket-sized pep talk from your favorite turd. Numbered monthly so you can complete the set.
• Checklist of Crap To Do
A savage to-do notepad sheet to tackle life’s… deposits. Tear, stick, and pretend to be productive.
• Crap Challenge
A monthly dare (petty but harmless) to spice up your week. Snap, tag, and brag.
• Prank/Gag Gift
A mail-safe mini prank (paper confetti, glitter, or faux-poo accent) with cleanup notes. No springs, no bangs, no biohazards.
• Button
Pin-on proof of poor decisions. Neon purple/green, limited designs.
• Comic Crap
A micro-zine panel or single-frame comic for your fridge, locker, or the office gremlin.