Handcrafted poop figurine – sculpted with mob-boss swagger, zero stink, maximum sass.
The Budget
$22.69
Mob Boss Basics Starter Pack (4 interchangeable signs):
Fuhgeddaboudit
Whaddya Lookin’ At, Sh!tstain?
Leave the Gun, Take the Nugget
Don’t Ever Take Sides Against the LogFather
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