VERBAL DIARRHEA

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VERBAL DIARRHEA

The crown jewel of crap talk – unfiltered flood. Treat yourself and send another to your partner in crime —because nothing says love (or revenge) like a recurring box full of crap.

The Budget

$28.00 / Month

Poo-dar (Package Tracking)

Product price: $28.00
Total options:
Order total:
  • 7 bite-sized micro turds (stickers, bookmarks, tattoos, whatever we feel like).
  • Sh!t List – as in notepad or checklists. Could be sarcastic, procrastinator, checklist, etc.
  • Turd-rific Toilet Paper that makes every wipe a laugh.
  • Frameable art for your questionable décor.
  • A Double Decker prank or gag gift.
  • A Collector Mat with a Turd Burgler figurine.
  • Seasonal sh!t for extra flair.
  • Our infamous Fecal Frenzy unsolicited advice segment.
  • A themed greeting card that’s way inappropriate NSFW!
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Fill this crap out so we know who to roast, ghost, or actually help.

Drop A Load

Got crap to say? Sling it our way. Whether you’re pissed, impressed, or just bored enough to type, we’re here for your crappy little questions. Drop us a line and we’ll fling the right nugget back at you.