Potato Roast
Categories: Send Some Sh!t
Potato Roast
This isn’t your grandma’s Idaho spud—it’s a revenge root gone rancid. We let this bad boy sit juuuust long enough to sprout eyes, stink a little, and ooze the kind of energy your intended recipient already gives off.
The Budget
$20.69
Send it as the ultimate middle finger in tuber form: a potato that screams “your life choices are decomposing.”
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- 1 authentically ugly potato (with bonus mold freckles, if nature blesses it right).
- Your savage roast message scrawled right on its wrinkly carcass. Limited only by your imagination (and the size of a potato). Or pass the spud, we’ll load the insult – your choice.
- Sealed stink-proof packaging to deliver the most pungent head-jerking, nose-squinching shock value smell bc ya, this is Butt Nuggets.
- Odor and shock value that lasts way longer than a potatoes shelf life.
- Warning: May cause side-eye, giggles, or awkward family dinners.