The Burn Book 2.0

The Burn Book 2.0
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The Burn Book 2.0

8GB of pure, unfiltered you. One Nugget is funny… but a whole dump? Legendary.

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$135.00

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Product price: $135.00
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  • Say it loud. Sing it off-key. Cackle into the mic like the unhinged legend you are. You drop us the dets and we’ll slap it on this bad boy so they can never escape the chaos.
  • This isn’t just a “video book,” it’s a revenge scrapbook with 8GB of gloriously incriminating evidence.
  • Weddings? Roast ‘em. Birthdays? Embarrass ‘em. Random Tuesday? Ruin ‘em.
  • We can upload photos, videos, and audio that will haunt their dreams and play on loop until they question every life choice.
  • You’re not making memories—you’re making permanent mental scars.
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