Seamen Mints
Categories: Novelty & Gag Gifts
Seamen Mints
Sweet, chewy, and totally inappropriate — meet Cummies, the candy no one asked for but everyone will laugh at. These sperm-shaped gummies are equal parts delicious and disturbing, making them the perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, prank packages, or just that one friend who giggles every time someone says “moist.”
The Budget
$14.69
- Chew ‘em, spit ‘em, or share ‘em — but don’t you dare swallow your pride.
- 1 box of Cummies (approx. 50–60 gummy swimmers)
- Guaranteed laughs and side-eye stares
- Savage Butt Nuggets packaging (because even candy should come with shame)