Flies-A-Flyin’

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Flies-A-Flyin’

Make your message fly (literally) and turn a boring delivery into an airborne ambush.

The Budget

$9.69

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Product price: $9.69
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  • 4 wind-up magic flying flies
  • Works in envelopes, boxes, or virtually any of our Butt Nugget packages
  • Bonus chaos when paired with glitter or confetti!
  • Because nothing says “surprise, b*tch” like a swarm of wind-up, wing-slapping, chaos gremlins exploding out of their already sh!tty package.
  • Tuck these these little bas-turds up in an envelope or box and sit back while your intended shrieks, swats, and questions their entire life.
  • Not just buzzing nuisances—the perfect accomplices for flinging glitter, confetti, or whatever other mess you want raining down.
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