All-the-F*cks
All-the-F*cks
Give them all the f*cks… in confetti form.
All the F*cks is a loaded blast of word-shaped confetti that literally reads F*CKS. They open the envelope, and—boom—suddenly they’re covered in all the f*cks you “didn’t” give.
The Budget
$9.69
Why you’ll love it
Crystal-clear message: Every piece spells F*CKS. No ambiguity. Maximum delight.
Prime chaos: Compact envelope, mighty spread.
Perfect for: Work frenemies, birthday roasts, “per my last email” moments, and anyone who’s earned a handful of f*cks (at last).
What’s inside
1 loaded mailer packed with F*CKS confetti (engineered for maximum scatter)
A smug little grin (yours)
How it works
You order.
We quietly overstuff the mailer with F*CKS.
They open it. F*CKS everywhere. You cackle.
Notes & fine print
Mess factor: Medium-high. Brooms, vacuums, and regrets recommended.
Keep it funny, not cruel: Don’t target minors, harassment situations, or sensitive contexts.
Packaging: Standard mailer—no spoilers on the outside.
Pair it with
Prank Envelopes (loud outside, louder inside)
Burn Book Add-On (document the drama)
CringeMail: ICYMI (blast the neighborhood with receipts)
Add to cart and deliver every last F*CK—literally.