Beaver Breathe Mints

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Beaver Breathe Mints

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Freshen up that foul mouth with a tin full of sass.

    • 1 collectible tin with vintage beaver design
    • 300 sugar-free wintergreen mints
    • These aren’t your grandma’s peppermints—this vintage-beaver–wrapped bad boy packs 300 sugar-free wintergreen mints, ready to slay bad breath, awkward silences, and questionable life choices.
    • Perfect as a gag gift, stocking stuffer, or “subtle” way to tell someone their breath could drop a moose at 20 paces. They’ll laugh, they’ll pop a mint, and they’ll secretly thank you (after cursing you out first).
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