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Butt Nuggets FAQ — Get the Dirt on Our Crap
Glad you asked, poop enthusiast. Butt Nuggets are your one-stop shop for hilarious, disgusting, and downright savage prank gifts that’ll have your friends laughing — or gagging. From poop-shaped figurines to stink bombs, glitter bombs, and everything in between, we bring the stink to your prank game – and of course ACTUAL POOP.
Hell yes, it’s safe — and 100% legal! Our poop nuggets are the real deal, carefully crafted and tested to prank the heck outta your friends without landing you in jail. No toxic sludge here, just expertly handled, totally legit stink bombs that’ll have ’em screaming (and laughing) — all above board and prank-approved. So go ahead, stink responsibly.
We hustle your booty nuggets out within 1-3 business days. Shipping times depend on where your butts reside, but we aim to deliver your crap ASAP.
Heck yes. Some of our products come with customizable signs, messages, or add-ons. Wanna tell someone “You’re the sh*t”? We got you covered with signs like The Logfather or “Say It With Sh!t.” Just pick your poison.
Our stink bombs and similar nasties come sealed tight to deliver maximum stink without letting the perverbial poop out of the bag before your receipient opens the crap-tastic gift! If you’re worried, just warn your delivery person… or don’t. Surprise is part of the fun.
We’re currently droppin’ nuggets only within the continental US. If you’re overseas and want to get your hands on some, hit us up — we might be able to make some magic happen.
We get it, sometimes the crap has to stop. Just log into your account, go to subscriptions, and kill that bad boy anytime before your next billing cycle. No hard feelings — but we’ll miss your butt.
Absolutely. Nothing says “I hate you… in a funny way” like gifting a monthly supply of Butt Nuggets. Perfect for birthdays, office pranks, or that “special” someone who loves a good laugh.
Crap happens. If your package goes MIA or arrives busted, contact us immediately at support@realbuttnugs.com and we’ll send you a replacement faster than you can say “butt nuggets.”
Yep! For those who want to give the gift of pure poop-powered joy without choosing the exact nugget, grab a Butt Nuggets gift card and let your victim pick their own stinky prize.
Well, if your kid’s idea of fun is poop jokes and glitter explosions, our Scooby Do subscription (and one-time purchase option) might just be their new favorite mischief. But heads up — most of our stuff is strictly adult-level pranking for grown-ass people who love their irreverence extra spicy. Use your best judgment, keep the stink bombs far away from the tiny humans, and let the little troublemakers enjoy the good clean (ish) fun when it’s safe.
Returns? Nah, sorry. These bad boys are final sale because once you unleash the stink, there’s no taking it back. But if your package arrived damaged or totally wrong, holler at us — we’ll make it right.
We’re constantly cookin’ up fresh crap to keep your prank game spicy. Follow us on socials or sign up for our newsletter to be the first to snag the latest Butt Nuggets drops.
We take all the usual suspects — Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, PayPal. If you’re trying to pay in actual poop, you’re on your own. Worried about your anonymity? Send cash if you trust that sketchy process or a money order works too.
Heck yes! Planning a massive prank war? Contact us at support@realbuttnugs.com and we’ll hook you up with deals so good they’ll blow your mind (and maybe your nose). DON’T THREATEN US TO SHOW UP WITH THE FLY CREW!
We’re proud to say our glitter bombs use biodegradable glitter, so you can prank without trashing the planet. Because even poop jokes deserve a little respect.
Of course! Add Package Tracking to your order at checkout. Once your nuggets are in transit, you’ll get a tracking number via email so you can stalk your package like a pro.
Do You Offer Refunds?
Nope. No refunds. No take-backs. No “I changed my mind” crap.
Our products are designed to deliver wild laughs and epic pranks, not return trips. Once you buy, the stink’s yours to keep.
If your order shows up damaged or you get the wrong nasty nugget, holler at us at [contact email]. We’ll do our best to fix the mess — but sorry, we don’t do refunds just because you had second thoughts or your prank went too viral.
So, double-check before you buy and get ready to own your sh!t like a champ.
YEP! No matter how you pay. Still not sure? Use our CASH option. We DON’T NEED your name, credit card number, e-mail address, NOTHING! Absolutely no trail back to you! Just fill out the order form click the green PAY WITH CASH button and follow the instructions.
Sure, we do bulk and custom orders. Email us at support@realbuttnugs.com.
All Transactions are Final
No refunds for cancelled orders. Recipients address cannot be altered. Please make sure your shipping info is correct upon payment.
A Snarky Note About Haters
Listen up, sh!t slingers: Not everyone’s gonna love our stink bombs and glitter explosions. Some haters might call us “immature,” “juvenile,” or worse — “too damn funny.” To them, we say:
If you don’t like the smell of success (and occasional fake poop), kindly take your sour face elsewhere.
Butt Nuggets are for the bold, the brave, and the downright badass. If you’re here for laughs, you’re family. If you’re here to judge, well… we’re too busy dropping nuggets to care.