Bag-o-D!cks

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Bag-o-D!cks

Send a clear message—spelled out in confetti.

Bag-o-D!cksis a cheeky confetti bomb loaded with word-shaped pieces that read D!CKS. They crack the seal, and the room instantly fills with… well, you get it.

The Budget

$9.69

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Why you’ll love it

Undeniable punchline: Every piece says D!CKS—iconic, immature, perfect.

Instant spectacle: Tiny letters, huge outrage-laughter ratio.

Perfect for: Roast-level birthdays, roommate wars, and playful post-breakup punctuation (consent & common sense, folks).

What’s inside

1 stealthy mailer stuffed with D!CKS word confetti

The satisfaction of one-and-done mischief

How it works

You buy it.

We pack it like a petty piñata.

They open it. D!CKS everywhere. Curtain call.

Notes & fine print

Mess factor: Medium-high. Shake, sweep, vacuum, repeat.

Play nice: Don’t use for harassment, hate, or anything that crosses legal/ethical lines.

Packaging: Standard, discreet exterior. Surprise preserved.

Pair it with

Glitter Bomb (carpet’s worst nightmare)

Jizz Explosion(for thematic harmony)

Prank Envelopes (make the mail itself scream)

Add to cart and let the letters do the talking.

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