What it is

Burn Mail lets you send either a full Burn Letter or a bite-sized Burn Card—both mailed anonymously to your chosen recipient. You supply the words; we handle the delivery and keep your secret tighter than a sealed envelope.

Options & Pricing

Burn Letter — $4.69
Up to 10 sheets (front & back totally fine). We print exactly what you submit and mail it straight to their box—no names, no trails, no snitching. Want us to send the letter in your own writing, bring it!

Burn Card — $2.69
A business-card–sized “greeting card” packed with whatever snarky one-liner you want. Short. Sharp. Savage. Anonymous.

Why it slaps

Truly anonymous: We don’t reveal senders. Ever.

Your words, your way: Roast, closure, “per my last email” energy—your call.

Fast + simple: Upload text. Pick Letter or Card. We mail it. You move on.

How it works

Choose your format: Burn Letter or Burn Card.

Submit content:

Burn Letter: we’ll message you for the dets. (≤10 sheets; double-sided OK).

Burn Card: drop your short message in the field provided.

Add recipient info: Name + mailing address.

We print & mail: Discreet packaging. No sender identity revealed.

You relax: The deed is done. ✉️🔥

Fine print (because we’re spicy, not stupid)

No illegal/abusive content: No threats, hate, doxxing, harassment, or incitement. Don’t target minors.

We reserve the right to cancel anything that crosses legal/ethical lines.

Formatting: We print what you send—proofreading is on you.

Discretion: Exterior is plain; interior brings the heat.

Pair it with

Prank Envelopes (make the outside loud, keep you invisible)

Glitter or Confetti Bombs (for dramatic effect on opening)

Ready to roast responsibly? Choose Burn Letter ($4.69) or Burn Card ($2.69) and we’ll take it from there.