BUTT NUGGETS POOP BOMBS

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BUTT NUGGETS POOP BOMBS

“Say it with sh!t… because flowers are overrated.”

Mail-Order Mayhem, No Mop Required
When words fail, send a statement. Poop Bombis the chaotic little parcel that lands on their doorstep and politely screams, “You’re full of it.” This is the prank gift that turns “ugh” into “omg who did this.”

The Budget

Price range: $11.69 through $24.69

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Product price: $11.69
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Delivering maximum drama and a whiff of poetic justice.

Why it slaps
• Savage reveal: They crack the box, meet a gloriously gross turd and a nose-wrinkling whiff of sh!t.
• Roast note optional: Add a short message we’ll print on a snarky insert card.

Good to know
• Ships in plain, discreet packaging.
• Scent is strong but non-toxic.
• No threats, hate speech, or harassment allowed in notes. Keep it cheeky, not creepy.
• We do not mail to hospitals, schools, or government facilities.
• For laughs only—be kind(ish).

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