Edible A@#holes

Edible A@#holes
Categories: ,

Edible A@#holes

Sink your teeth into the sweetest crack you’ll ever taste. These milk chocolate starfish are smooth, creamy, and disturbingly accurate.

The Budget

$26.69

Poo-dar (Package Tracking)

Product price: $26.69
Total options:
Order total:
    • A box of handcrafted chocolate a%@holes (flavors rotate between milk, dark, and white — we’re equal-opportunity inappropriate).
    • Snarky insert card: “Eat my a%@ — literally.”
    • Sealed packaging that screams Butt Nuggets before they even open it.
    • “Message from the Cheeks” – personalized roast printed inside the box lid.
Scroll to Top

Fill this crap out so we know who to roast, ghost, or actually help.

Drop A Load

Got crap to say? Sling it our way. Whether you’re pissed, impressed, or just bored enough to type, we’re here for your crappy little questions. Drop us a line and we’ll fling the right nugget back at you.