Emergency Turd Kits

Emergency Turd Kits
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Emergency Turd Kits

Instant relief for life’s bullsh!t.

The Budget

$12.69

Poo-dar (Package Tracking)

Product price: $12.69
Total options:
Order total:
  • Mini Poop Figurine (because symbolic turds hit harder than words).
  • Sh!t List Pad (to jot down your enemies, chores, or reasons you’re done with humanity).
  • Sarcasm Survival Card (snarky phrases on-demand).
  • Stickers of Stank (deploy anywhere for passive-aggressive glory).
  • Tiny Bag of “Crap” Confetti (optional glitter-style chaos).
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