Emotional Support Poos

Emotional Support Poos
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Emotional Support Poos

Crap care packages for your fragile little soul.

The Budget

$8.88

Poo-dar (Package Tracking)

Product price: $8.88
Total options:
Order total:
  • A handcrafted clay turd, that listens better than your ex and never judges your life choices.
  • Snarky card for when words fail and sh!t speaks louder (think affirmations, but ruder).
  • “Emotional Support Poo” card (so you can flex your support system).
  • Travel-ready packaging (because sh!t happens everywhere).
  • Mini Throne (stand) – because your turd deserves a place of honor, not shoved in a drawer.
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