Glitter Bomb
Glitter Bomb
Because sometimes the only appropriate response is everywhere.
When subtlety fails, unleash a Butt Nuggets Glitter Bomb: a mailable prank that turns their next “just checking the mail” into a micro-festival of instant regret. No springs. No bangs. Just a cleverly packed envelope that erupts into a shimmering storm the second they open it.
The Budget
Price range: $7.69 through $9.69
- What it is
A mail-safe, mechanism-free envelope engineered to spill a load of ultra-sparkly glitter the moment it’s opened. Anonymous by default, snarky by request.
Pick Your Poison
1) Basic
The “learned your lesson yet?” level.Cleanable, prank-classy sprinkle that scatters nicely and lingers just enough.
Ideal for acquaintances, ex-coworkers, and petty warm-ups.
2) Double
Twice the disrespect, double the sparkle.
Heavier fill for dramatic fallout and maximum “oh NO.”
Perfect for birthdays you forgot… on purpose.
3) WTF
Nuclear glitter winter. You asked for it.
Stuffed to the brink for an all-out glitterquake.
Not subtle. Not sorry. Best used when the group chat needs content.
What’s inside
1 × pre-rigged Glitter Bomb envelope (fill based on tier)
Snark Card with your custom 1–2 sentence message (optional)
Plain outer mailer (no Butt Nuggets branding—surprise protected)
How it works
You pick Basic, Double, or WTF and write your message.
We pack and rig for optimal “oh, crap.”
Mail carriers do their wholesome duty.
They open it → sparkle apocalypse.
You cackle. They sparkle. The universe balances.