Why you’ll love it

Instant mayhem: A compact burst of tiny swimmers goes everywhere on opening.

Unforgettable reveal: Hilariously obvious shapes = zero confusion about the message.

Perfect for: Breakup farewells, “bless your heart” moments, birthdays, office shenanigans (check your HR vibes), and friends who “love” a little clean-up.

What’s inside

1 loaded mailer packed with sperm-shaped confetti (prepped and primed for maximum spread)

Smug satisfaction, sold separately

How it works (super simple)

You order.

We pack the envelope with a springy surprise of, ahem, motivated swimmers.

They open it. Confetti everywhere. You cackle.

Notes & fine print (because we’re not monsters)

Mess factor: Medium-high. Shake, blow, and vacuum to clean.

Keep it legal & kind-ish: Pranks should be funny—not harmful. Don’t target minors or sensitive situations.

Packaging: Standard mailer. No, we’re not writing your full autobiography on the outside.

Pair it with

Glitter Bomb (for maximum “why is this still in my carpet?”)

Prank Envelopes (loud, tacky, and impossible to ignore)

Burn Book Add-On (when you’ve got… thoughts AND video!)

Add to cart now and let the little guys do the heavy lifting.