Middle Finger Mail

Middle Finger Mail
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Middle Finger Mail

For the moments when words just aren’t enough, send a plastic middle finger straight to their doorstep. It’s the ultimate F-U, gift-wrapped and postage-paid. Savage, simple, unforgettable.

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$12.69

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  • Whether you’re done with Karen’s all-caps emails, your boss’s micromanaging, or your neighbor’s lawn mower at 7 a.m., Flip ’n’ Ship gets the job done—loud and clear.
  • 1 sturdy plastic middle finger (hand-sized, lightweight, durable).
  • Savage Butt Nuggets packaging (no mistaking this for Amazon Prime).
  • Instant satisfaction knowing you mailed someone “the bird”.
  • Custom roast note.
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