Squeeze the sh!t outta your problems. Not just squishy little turds, they’re comedy gold in the palm of your hand. Perfect for parties, pranks, classroom chaos, or that one coworker who’s one email away from snapping
The Budget
$4.69
Laughs and stress relief without the stank!
Because sometimes the best therapy is a fistful of fake feces.
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