Scat Chat

Scat Chat
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Scat Chat

Your starter pack of petty. Scat Chat delivers just enough snark to keep you satisfied between dumps, delivered monthly. Get one for your bestie, frenemy, or ex—spread the stink, share the sass.

The Budget

$8.88 / Month

Poo-dar (Package Tracking)

Product price: $8.88
Total options:
Order total:
  • 3 bite-sized micro turds (stickers, bookmarks, tattoos, whatever we feel like).
  • Sh!t List – as in notepad or checklists. Could be sarcastic, procrastinator, checklist, etc.
  • One perfectly passive-aggressive greeting card.
  • This Month’s Sh!t Talk Special – a fresh, steaming pile of sarcasm, shade, or savage commentary.
  • CrapCard of the Season – a collectible postcard with Butt Nugget flair — seasonal sass, zero class.
  • A tiny Turd Trinket you didn’t know you needed.
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