Sh!t Certificate

Sh!t Certificate
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Sh!t Certificate

For the person who’s earned it, and oh boy, they know who they are.
Printed on premium paper so your insult lasts longer than their excuses.

The Budget

$7.69

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Product price: $7.69
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Frame it, flaunt it, or fling it — this is recognition they’ll never live down.

    • What a way to thet them know they have reached the ranking of OFFICIALLY A POS.
    • Premium printed certificate (8.5×11).
    • Decorative layout to make the roast feel “official.”
    • Butt Nuggets wax seal so they know it’s no joke.
    • Because someone had to make it official.
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Fill this crap out so we know who to roast, ghost, or actually help.

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