What it is
Pick a savage roast song and we’ll deliver it to your target—either as a private link (fast, anonymous, delicious) or as a recorded sound device that plays the track on press. Immediate gratification or mailbox mayhem… your call.
Choose your track:
– I hate all of you” by pleasentries
– STFU by pink guy – You oughta know – Alanis Morissette
– Song For The Dumped” by Ben Folds Five.
– Sick of You by GWAR
– Fuck you by CeeLo Green
– Love Stinks
– Back Stabbing Betty by Cage the Elephant

Why you’ll love it
Anonymous delivery: We do the sending; you stay in the shade.
Plug-and-play petty: Pre-written tracks land the joke—no homework for you.
Two flavors of chaos: Instant link, or a device they can’t unhear.

How it works
Choose delivery: Link ($3.69) or Recorded Device ($13.69).
Pick your song from the dropdown.

Tell us where to send it:
Link Delivery: Provide recipient email, DM handle, or social post target (or “send to me and I’ll share”).
Recorded Device: Add recipient name + mailing address.

(Optional) Add Who Dropped the Deuce? for a custom Suspect List—or go Savage Redacted mode for maximum “WTF?!”

We deliver anonymously. They press play. You cackle.

Add-Ons (get extra savage)
Who Dropped the Deuce?™ Suspect List — classic list or redacted dossier (white-out/Sharpie strikes).
Burn Mail— tuck a snarky mini card or full letter in with the device.
Flush of Fame— request a gallery shout-out (non-identifying caption).

Good-to-know (because we’re spicy, not stupid)

No threats, hate speech, doxxing, or targeting minors. We cancel anything over the line.

For Link Delivery, platform rules apply (we’ll send via email/DM or give you a shareable link).

Packaging is discreet; the inside is not.

Add to cart and give their nonsense the anthem it deserves. >