The Clapback Bear
Categories: Novelty & Gag Gifts
The Clapback Bear
20 seconds of plush-wrapped payback. Spit it yourself or make us your mouthpiece—either way, we’ll blast your filthy little message loud and proud. Send us your audio, or hand us the script and we’ll say it like we mean it. No mercy. No refunds. No take-backs.
The Budget
$99.69
- This innocent-looking fluff nugget hides a 20-second digital voice recorder, just waiting to unleash your most savage soundbite.
- Whisper sweet nothings? Sure. Threaten to eat their last slice of pizza? Even better.
- We’ll record whatever chaos your heart desires—an insult, a confession, or that creepy laugh you perfected at 3 a.m.—and let this bear deliver it with dead-eyed, button-nose innocence. Perfect for revenge, romance, or ruining family game night.
- Post Order our Supreme Overlord of All Things That Beep & Break will reach out to you with instructions.