Tiny Turd Terrariums

Tiny Turd Terrariums

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$12.69

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Because sometimes, growth really does come from crap.

    • Bring a little piece of sh!t into your life — literally. The Tiny Turd Terrarium is a pint-sized prank that packs big laughs. Perfect for desks, windowsills, or as a passive-aggressive gift for that coworker who “forgets” to wash their dishes in the breakroom. Whether you pick a handcrafted clay nugget or go all-natural (yep, real sh!t), this mini ecosystem is equal parts cute and crude.
    • 1 glass terrarium jar (2–3 inches)
    • Your choice of turd:
    • Tiny clay poop pile
    • Real poop (sealed)
    • Clay poop with “Sorry” sign
    • Clay poop with custom sign (your roast, our handwriting)
    • Savage Butt Nuggets packaging for maximum prank factor

 

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