Turd Inspector for POS people that stay up your a@#hole!
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- Micro Magnifying Glass – so you can really examine that crap up close.
- Mystery Turd – a handcrafted nugget “sample” for inspection.
- Clue Card – list of possible culprits – 5 shady suspects (you can name names… or let us redact them and keep it savage & anonymous).
- Official Inspector Certificate – proof you’re licensed to sniff out bullsh!t.
- Red Stamp of Sh!tspicion – slap it on the guilty party’s desk, fridge, or forehead.
- Add-ons: Case Closed” Card – we’ll roast the guilty party on your behalf.