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Turd Inspector

Turd Inspector – for people who live up your a%@!

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Turd Inspector for POS people that stay up your a@#hole!

    • Micro Magnifying Glass – so you can really examine that crap up close.
    • Mystery Turd – a handcrafted nugget “sample” for inspection.
    • Clue Card – list of possible culprits – 5 shady suspects (you can name names… or let us redact them and keep it savage & anonymous).
    • Official Inspector Certificate – proof you’re licensed to sniff out bullsh!t.
    • Red Stamp of Sh!tspicion – slap it on the guilty party’s desk, fridge, or forehead.
    • Add-ons: Case Closed” Card – we’ll roast the guilty party on your behalf.
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Got crap to say? Sling it our way. Whether you’re pissed, impressed, or just bored enough to type, we’re here for your crappy little questions. Drop us a line and we’ll fling the right nugget back at you.

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