Turd-tastic Seasons
Categories: Diarrhea of the Mouth
Turd-tastic Seasons
Because every season deserves a little sh!tshow – our year-long subscription box packed with seasonal stupidity, savage surprises, and enough crap to mark every holiday, milestone, and meltdown. From New Year, Same Sh!t to Merry Sh!tmas, we’ve got your calendar covered in crap.
The Budget
$20.00
- 12 months of crap you didn’t know you needed – exclusive Butt Nugget seasonal boxes, fresh dumps delivered monthly.
- 4–6 hand-picked piles of prank gold – gag gifts, collectibles, and pure chaos stuffed in every box.
- Seasonal sh!tshows – themed turds that keep the laughs (and the mess) rolling all year long.
- Collectible crap – limited-edition stickers, buttons, and mini poos so you can flex your full Nugget set.
- Savage surprises – too good (and too offensive) to spoil ahead of time.
- Need to know more? Click that little X in the upper right corner and go cry about it to YOUR MOM.