Who Dropped the Deuce?— Suspect List Add-On

Turn any prank into a whodunnit with lingering side-eye.

What it is

Add this to any Butt Nuggets prank or gag gift and we’ll include a custom Suspect List—the names of people who COULD have sent the prank. Your recipient opens the package… and then spirals. Was it Jess from HR? Your cousin Trevor? Their ex? The mystery lives rent-free for weeks.

Why it slaps

Residual chaos: The prank keeps paying dividends every time they re-read the list.

Built-in cliffhanger: No closure. Only theories. Delicious.

You stay invisible: Your name doesn’t have to appear—unless you want it there as a decoy. 😈

Options

Classic Suspect List
You give us 3–12 names (nicknames ok). Optionally add a ≤60-character reason for each (“Borrowed my Tupperware in 2019 and never returned it”).

Savage Mode: Redacted Suspects 🔥
Feeling extra? Let us craft the list and then redact some or all of the names—we’ll visibly white-out or Sharpie-strike entries like a scandalous dossier. BUAHAHAHA.

You choose: Lightly Redacted, Half Redacted, or Blackout (all names redacted).

Want us to include one readable “prime suspect”? Say the word.

We can theme the list (office, roommates, exes, fantasy nicknames) if you drop a note.

What we include

A cheeky “Who Dropped the Deuce?” insert featuring:

Your curated Suspect List or our Savage Mode version

Optional “Reasons for Suspicion” blurbs

A dramatic Deuce Detector meter, because vibes matter

How it works

Add this to your cart along with any prank (Glitter/Confetti bombs, Burn Mail™, Dr. Poo + Rx™, etc.).

Choose Classic or Savage Mode.

Classic: Enter 3–12 suspects + optional reasons.
Savage Mode: Tell us the vibe (office/exes/etc.) and whether you want a readable “prime suspect.” We’ll do the rest.

We print the insert and package it with the prank—discreet exterior, chaotic interior.

Pro tips

Mix real suspects with a couple decoys for peak paranoia.

Use nicknames the recipient will instantly recognize (“The Plant Mom,” “Spreadsheet King”).

Savage Mode plays great with anonymous items—maximum “WTF?”

Fine print

No hate speech, threats, doxxing, or targeting minors.

We may lightly format for readability; your content stays your content.

Add-on ships with the selected prank—not sold standalone.

Perfect pairings
Jizz Explosion™ (sperm-shaped confetti chaos)
All the F*cks™ (word confetti that says exactly that)
Burn Mail™ (anonymous letter or tiny burn card)
Dr. Poo + Rx™ (parody prescription + poo insert)

Add the Suspect List—or go Savage Mode and let the overthinking begin.