What it is

An official-looking parody certificate that declares your chosen recipient “FULL OF SH!T.” Printed on heavy cardstock, dressed up with a foil-ish seal and a very serious-sounding signature line (e.g., Chief Turdinary). It’s petty, posh, and perfect.

Why you’ll love it
Crystal-clear message, zero cleanup: No glitter—just glorious paperwork.
Personalized: Add recipient name, “offense,” date, and a one-liner citation.
We mail it straight to them without revealing you.

What’s included
8.5″ x 11″ parody certificate on premium cardstock
Decorative seal + official-ish signature line
Custom fields: Recipient Name, Offense, Date, Issuer (you can use a nickname), and 1-sentence “Findings”
Discreet outer mailer (no spoilers)

Add-Ons (turn up the chaos)
-Who Dropped the Deuce? (Suspect List — Classic or Savage Redacted dossier)
-Burn Mail— include a letter or snarky mini card with the certificate
-Flush of Fame — request a gallery shout-out (non-identifying caption)
-Sh!t Song — pair their plaque with a roast anthem (link or recorded device)

Parody item: Not an official document, license, or legal anything.
No hate, threats, or doxxing. Don’t target minors or sensitive situations.
We print exactly what you submit—proofread your petty.

Add to cart and make their nonsense… official.

Alternatives you could offer:
Gold Foil Upgrade (metallic seal + certificate border)
Certificate Bundle (Buy 3, roast a whole group)
Desk Tent Mini (business-card–sized “Full of Sh!t” tent for office displays)

Quick next step: Tell me the price you want listed and whether you want Standard vs. Framed tiers shown on the product page—I’ll slot it in.