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Mini Poop Pinata
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Mini Poop Pinata
Why wait for birthdays to bash something open? Our Mini Poop Piñata is locked and loaded with bite-sized crap bombs—tiny turds, savage insults, or custom messages sharp enough to cut them in half. Hang it up, smash it down, or hand-deliver it like the twisted party favor it is.
This isn’t your grandma’s piñata (unless she’s the kind of badass who deserves one). It’s small, savage, and guaranteed to leave someone wondering what the actual f@!k they just pounded!
Because not all turds are created equal.
These beauties aren’t just piles of crap—they’ve got personality, attitude, and zero shame. Whether you want to nurture a nugget, lean on a lump for emotional backup, or pledge allegiance to the almighty LogFather, this crew’s got your back(side).
Looking for a pet that never barks, sheds, or eats your snacks? We’ve got the only buddy guaranteed to stay 100% crappy and zero maintenance. Comes with a Certificate of Adoption so you can prove you’re officially a proud Poop Parent. Housed in a fancy belled cloche because even crap deserves to be classy. (Just don’t sneeze.)
A collectible set of 12 mini clay poop figures, each with their own personality and display card. Stuck proudly on top like a badge of (dis)honor, every card packs a punch with blunt, sarcastic motivation for adults who can’t stand sugar-coating but love a little sh!t-stirring!
Not just here to take up space on your desk — The LogFather is here to send a message you can’t refuse. Armed with a removable sign that slides right into the steaming pile, The Logfather lets you swap out messages faster than a mobster can “take care of business.” Whether you’re telling off a coworker, warning houseguests, or just marking your territory, this little turd has your back.